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[chopoffyourhead]

Username: rosehearts

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[chopoffyourhead]

Black pants and a nice red button-up Jamil got for me.

[eelusive]

ooooh sea snake got u clothes 2 huh

hes almost as nice as the sea witch

ok ok now

send me a picture ♥

[chopoffyourhead]

He is very generous.

[There's a pause at that, and then a picture that's clearly taken by another person. Riddle is simply standing there in the long-sleeved button-up and pants in his usual stance with one hand on his hip.]

[eelusive]

[Ok, so it isn’t anything close to a suggestive sexy photo, but it sure is dashing. Floyd’s about to hop right into the old “It would look better OFF” comment, but–]

wait howd u take a picture without ur hands

[chopoffyourhead]

[floyd,,,,,]

I'm with Jamil. He offered.

[eelusive]

[He frowns and abruptly sits up in bed.]

ughhh then we cant do this

its gotta only be with 2 ppl

[chopoffyourhead]

[SIIIIGH]

If you want, I'll let you know when I'm alone.

1/2

[eelusive]

ye ♥

but tell sea snake i said hi

2/2

[eelusive]

[... and not more than five minutes later,]

u alone yet

[chopoffyourhead]

No.

Give me 30 minutes or so.

[eelusive]

[Holy shit what could possibly take 30 minutes?? That's 30 minutes he isn't getting any attention, you know.]

hnngh...

water u doin

[Or should he be saving those kind of questions for when they're actually alone? Hm. He might need to practice this a bit more...]

[chopoffyourhead]

Being offended by your grammar, for one.

[eelusive]

lolol goldfishie this aint fancy letter writing

typin lyk dis is faster

[chopoffyourhead]

Typing like that makes me want to respond to you less and less.

[So what's it gonna be, Floyd!!]

[eelusive]

has it been 30 mins yet

[chopoffyourhead]

["Read".]

[eelusive]

[Now listen here you little ball-cheeked chum bucket]

gollllldfishiiiiiie

i wanna play

[chopoffyourhead]

[After a couple minutes, Floyd gets a message back.]

I'll make a deal with you, Floyd.

If you don't respond more than once after this message until I message you again, I will fully indulge you in what you want to do.

From start to finish.

Alright?

[If he's doing this, then he might as well turn it into a reward system for good behavior. And that means patience training.]

[eelusive]

:( fiiiiiine

but u cant take ovr 30 mins ok

[Leave it to an Octavinelle to not leave the terms of an agreement open ended.]

[chopoffyourhead]

I won't.

[In actuality, thirty minutes is more time than he needed. It gives him time to get home, get a small refreshment, and then get settled in his (thankfully) empty room.

So it's about 25 minutes later that he will text Floyd:]

I'm alone, but I live in a shared dorm, so I can't guarantee I'll be alone for long.

[eelusive]

[How Floyd hasn’t completely lost interest in that time is anyone’s guess.]

finallyyy

ok so

now u can ask me wat im wearing