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[chopoffyourhead]

Username: rosehearts

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[eelusive]

[Having stumbled over an armchair, Floyd clambers across the floor for his device, snatches it up, then breathlessly, desperately mutters one last message for Riddle to hear:]

Say–! Say that last bit again…!

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[chopoffyourhead]

[Riddle's a little pink himself after having said those words. He's about to return to his studies of law when he gets the message to his device.

... oh. Oh. Riddle has to stop himself from chuckling at how it seemed to belatedly hit Floyd.

Instead, he smiles, leans in closer to the device...]

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[chopoffyourhead]

Catch those crabs, and I'll think about it. ♥

[Click!]

[eelusive]

[He stares at the screen for a minute… then, resigned, slowly tucks it back into his pocket.

Oh, he’ll catch those crabs, alright. He’ll catch this world’s entire ecosystem of crabs in a heartbeat. If it means getting to hear those words, and have an impressive date…

No crab is safe from Floyd Leech.]